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Rumors in Reverse (The Chlamydia Song)

from Four Years, Five States by The Flying Pigs



Hey, mister
Would you care for
A bit of what I've got?
Don't be sad
Now, mister
Would you care to
Comment on the facts
You haven't got?
But it's okay, no need
To frown
Upon the gory details of it now
Yes sirree, it's okay
Na na na na na na

Hey, sister
Would you care to
Participate in a
Bit of fun?
Now sister
It's not completely
Accepted as the way
To get things done

We really could care less
The social circles where you interact
We just feed on distress
Na na na na na na

Hey sister
Welcome to the
School of getting high
Gossip in the vein
Oh sister
We're so very
Considerate now
Sorry for your pain

We heard about the three guys
You got
In bed with and contracted a disease
We were so darn surprised
Na na na na na na

Dear sister
Do you need to
Talk about your plight?
I'm always here
Except when
I'm ignoring
You because I think
That you're a bitch

I always tell my friends
That you
Are inconceivably unattractive
But now I sympathize
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na

Raise the trumpets, wake their lofty sound!
I sort of heard this whispered by this guy that my twin sister kind of knew
Through a mutual friend who traced this whole damn story back to you

Now sister
You don't need to
Listen to the words
Spread by the crowds
You're above
The demeaning
Juvie drama games
Life isn't pain

Fall back into my words
Where love
Is real and shallow visions disappear
Class is dismissed for you
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na...


from Four Years, Five States, released December 23, 2010
words and music by Samuel B. Lupowitz
© 2007 Kugel Music (ASCAP)

James - drums, backing vocals
Mark - electric guitar, trumpets, harmony & backing vocals
Sam - bass, grand piano, lead & backing vocals
Ben - electric guitar, backing vocals
Rachel Kiefer - clarinet
The Bacon Tabernacle Choir - backing vocals


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